I’m actually his baby mama…..
“I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’”
- Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and granddaughter, to TMZ
Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson), 7, makes about $15,000 to $20,000 per episode. That money, mom said, is placed in the girls’ trust accounts by TLC and she simply receives a statement informing her of the amount.
The family bills, she added, get paid by her husband Sugarbear’s job as a contractor. Their biggest splurge since their TV success thus far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition SUV.
“You’re never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes,” she said. “I’ll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means.”wow she actually did something smart
to get my upper left arm tattooed.
I’m not too sure how it’ll look on me.
But it’s going down.
After I have this little lady and everything of course.
Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together?
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
guys.
whoa. talk about mindfucked.
Learn something new everyday.
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
Jay Leno: Who puts up a swing set with no swing?
Michelle Obama: You know, in the hood, sometimes you don’t get a swing…
Michelle Obama, always keepin’ it real.
i l o v e you tumblr big sister <3
